Bad Friends Trio TrickorTreat

The Bad Friends Trio go Trick-or-Treating
Part 1

"Hey Spain…Hey Spain…Hey Spain…" Prussia said, repeatedly poking him in the front of his head. Finally Spain looked up to look at Prussia, only to get poked in the eye.

"OW!!! WHAT THE HELL PRUSSIA!!!" He yelled, putting his hand over his left eye, and glared at Prussia from across the table they were sitting at, with his not broken eye. (The right one, for people who weren't paying attention.)

"Oh well if your gonna be a BIG JERK about it then NEVERMIND." Prussia yelled back.

"YOU POKED ME IN THE FREAKING EYE AND THEN YOUR NOT EVEN GOING TO TELL ME WHAT WAS SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT?!?!?" Spain screamed.

"No. No I'm not." Prussia said blankly. "And now you'll never know so HAHAHA!!" Prussia laughed RIGHT IN SPAIN'S FACE.

"AW MAN, YOU SPIT IN MY OTHER EYE!!" Spain said wiping his right eye on his sleeve.

"THE AWESOME ME DOES NOT SPIT WHEN HE TALKS/YELLS." Prussia shouted, obviously offended. "I'M TOO AWESOME. AND EVEN IF I DID YOU WOULD TOTALLY DESERVE IT!!"

"DUDE COVER YOUR FREAKING MOUTH!!!" Spain yelled shielding his face from more spit. Then at the moment France came in and hit Spain AND Prussia on their heads.

"OWWWW FRRAANNNCCCCEEEEE!!!" Prussia whined.

"WHAT WAS THE FOR?!" Spain cried.

"Spain I'm going to quote your king. "SHUT UP!"." France said.

"…..Only I can do that….." Spain said.

"France just did Spain." Prussia said, pointing out the OBVIOUSNESS THAT WAS SO OBVIOUS A BLIND DEAF MAN COULD SEE IT. AND HEAR IT.

"……Thank you for pointing that out Prussia." France said, not wanting another fight between Spain and Prussia. "Now why were you yelling?"

"I was trying to get Spain to listen to me then he started yelling at me FOR NO REASON!!" Prussia said, pouting.

"YOU POKED ME IN MY EYE!!" Spain snapped.

"Prussia, why did you poke Spain in the eye?" France interrupted.

"I didn't!" Prussia exclaimed.

"Did too!" Spain cried.

"Did NOT." Prussia countered.

"DID TOO."

"DID NOT."

"TOUCHE. BUT YOU DID TOO."

"TOUCHE TO YOU ALSO. BUT I DID NOT GOOD SIR."

"I DO BELIVE YOU DID."

"STOP. JUST STOP." France said. "And Stop talking like England. And I'm not your mom so just apologize to each other and then we can all make-up kiss."

"Fine…Wait what was that last part?" Prussia asked.

"Nothing." France said quickly.

"I thought you said we should all ki-"

"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. BACK TO SAYING SORRY SO WE CAN ALL MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES." France said, (yelled) cutting off Spain.

"Fine…jeez…" Spain said.

"Yeah, no need to yell…" Prussia added. France I twitched a little and he started laughing and didn't stop for 10 minutes, and by that time both Prussia and Spain were thoroughly creeped out and decided the best course of action would be to cower in the corner clinging to each other for dear life.

"I'm sorry I poked you in the eye Spain…" Prussia said crying a little.

"And I'm sorry for yelling Prussia." Spain said, also crying.

"And I want you to know this is just a brohug." Prussia said.

"I know Prussia. I know." Spain answered.

"But even after this is all over, we should probably never mention this ever again. Ever." Prussia said.

"Agreed." Spain agreed.